Past careers: Retail, residential real estate agent in Illinois and Louisiana, area executive for March of Dimes and American Cancer Society, physician headhunter, background actor in films and TV. Went back to school in my 40's and got a paralegal certificate. I'm now a paralegal with 30+ years experience as such, freelancing for the past 10 years and specializing in medical record chronological summaries. And still available for work as background actor, which doesn't pay much but is so much fun!
Whew. That's exhausting.